Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 30, 2011
Principal Nichols, would you like to examine the Q scores of all the teachers? It's very interesting! As you can see, Mrs. Godfrey's Q score is the lowest! Nobody can stand this woman! She's an embarrassment to the school! This information could come in handy the next time you're doing hirings and... Ahem!... Firings, if you get my drift! You're an unusual boy. No need to thank me, big fella! I'm here to serve!