Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 30, 2011
Kid says, "Mommy, look at the smurf!" Nate says, "Smurf? That kid called me a smurf! Excuse me, I'm a lawn gnome! Smurfs and lawn gnomes don't look alike! Not even close! Smurfs are blue! Do I look blue to you? No! Smurf! Please!" Girl says, "Ooh! Are you a smurf like me?" Nate says, "Why, yes I am!" Francis says, "Quick costume change."