Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 10, 2012
It's shocking that P.S. 38 doesn't have a fight song! It's completely unacceptable! Having no fight song tells everybody we're a second-class institution! I thought we were a second-class institution because the french fries in the cafetorium are always uncooked! Soggy fries are an outrage! Chad, let's try to stay on topic.