Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 12, 2012
Knock knock! Who's there? Val. Val Who? Val N. Tyne! Hmmph! Nope. Lame. Yecch. Can I help you find something, young man? Yeah... Do you have any that say, "whenever you decide to dump that loser you're going out with, I'll be around"? "A card for every occasion." HA. There's one o in "loser."