Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 12, 2012
So, kid... are you here with a young lady, perchance? Yup. She likes me, but I don't like her. Oh ho! I hear you, amigo! I've been there! When I was your age, I was considered quite a catch! Chuckle! It was a neverending struggle to keep the lovely lasses at bay! A successful struggle, I'm guessing. Mother was absolutely beside herself!