Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 28, 2012
NATE: Hi, Dad! What's in the bag? DAD: Just some Halloween treats! NATE: Ooh! Candy? DAD: Better than candy! NATE: Cookies, then? DAD: No, they're not cookies exactly. I found them at the health food store. They're ...well, I'm not sure what you'd call 'em. The important thin is, they're sugar-free, gluten-free, and dairy-free! No fat, no calories!