Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 16, 2012
BOY: Prepare to be crushed, Scrub! You guys have no chance! We've got better players, a smarter coach...Even our cheerleaders are cuter! NATE: Oh I don't know about that. Some of our cheerleaders are retty cute. Like that tall one with the ponytail. And you know what? I think she might have a little crush on you. BOY: Huh? NATE: Check it out! She's looking at you! BOY: She is? ZIP! SWISH! NATE: My mistake. She was looking at me.