Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 31, 2012
Ah, our annual New Years's Eve monopoly game! Let's take a "No Cheating" pledge. Wait, are we missing one of the dice? Like, we all three promise not to cheat during the game. Ah, here it is! Just so... Y'know... The game's fair and everyone has an equal chance to win. Roll to see who goes first! He's not listening. I wonder why.