Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 27, 2013
FRANCIS: How goes the search for romance? NATE: Pretty good. I've received three responses to my notes. Mary called me an imbecile, Kate called me an idiot and Carrie called me a moron. I did some research, and I found out that a moron is smarter than an imbecile, and an imbecile is smarter than an idiot. So: Carrie it is! FRANCIS: She'll be so excited.