Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 04, 2013
DAD: Oh, come on! NATE: Dad? Can I hit one? DAD: Nate, caddies aren't supposed to... NATE: But there's nobody behind us! Just one shot? DAD: Well, okay, one. NATE: Yess! But remember, you're a beginner. You can't expect to make solid contact on your first try! Golf isn't an easy game, you know! In fact, it's probably the most difficult game in the world! It's exacting! It's baffling! POW! DAD: It's completely, utterly humiliating. NATE: I'm on the green!