Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 07, 2013
Panel 1: "How come your Grandmother put you on a diet, Chad?" "She thinks I'm fat." Panel 2: "Of course, she never comes out and SAYS that! She just finds ways to REMIND me of it!" Panel 3: "'Here, honey, why don't you try a CARROT STICK'! 'Remember, your stomach is FULL twenty minutes before you REALIZE it'!" Panel 4: "'What's on TV? Oh, LOOK! It's THE BIGGEST LOSER'!" "Poor Chad."