Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 08, 2013
CHAD: I wish my Gram wasn't so focused in how much I weigh. She always says, "If you lie about your weight, the only person you're fooling is yourself." So I told her, "I'll stop lying about my weight if you stop lying about your age." NATE: Chad! Bringin' the pain! CHAD: That's when she took away my X-Box.