Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 09, 2013
Panel 1: "I wish my Gram wasn't so focused on how much I weigh." Panel 2: "She always says, 'If you lie about your weight, the only person you're fooling is yourself'!" Panel 3: "So I told her, 'I'll stop lying about my weight if you stop lying about your age.'" Panel 4: "CHAD! Bringin' the PAIN!" "That's when she took away my X-Box."