Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 11, 2013
TEDDY: Really? She said that? NATE: That's what Francis told me! COACH: HEY! TEDDY/NATE: Coach John! COACH: What's going on here, scrubs? TEDDY: We're ...y'know...juggling. NATE: Yeah, getting ready for the season. COACH: Oh, really? Excuse me but soccer players don't train by doing useless ball tricks! They train by getting themselves into tip top condition!! And how do they do that? They run their butts off! TEDDY: Speaking of butts, I've got a pain in mine. NATE: This is an outrage.