Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 13, 2013

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    favm  over 10 years ago

    We used to wait for the postman a block away from our homes. Nice guy, Worked our area for years and knew us all. He gave us our report cards.

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    hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago


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    Penguin022  over 10 years ago

    I don’t remember my report card coming THAT early…

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    laurabenjosh  over 10 years ago

    The usual junk and usual bad grades

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    Calvin!  over 10 years ago

    It was April’s fools day and my mom got a email from ME it was her fake report card….my brother who’s 5 was at my house..we were pretending that it was the alternate. Future… She failed school as a kid we got a 45 year old to be me in the future and he said"Don’t you remember…You took a potion when I was little to never age" Then a 90 year old came in pj’s as my dad and said good morning honey and she ran out of the house screaming!!! We had video cameras in our house so me and my brother could watch….HALARIOUS!!!!

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    ncalifgirl58  over 10 years ago

    Wow Calvin. That is some story. You guys got her good. Hope your mom is a good sport! lol

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    orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago

    WHOA!! Biggest “Popeye-eye” I’ve ever seen Marty make!! Judging from the antics in all the strips going back to the first day of school, that card’s brimming with "F"’s. Snark! SNARK!!

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    Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago

    At least you’re not in trouble yet Nate.

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    Logical Duck  over 10 years ago

    Especially mail with no address.

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    QuietStorm27  over 10 years ago

    He knows his son!

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    hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I once hid my report card in the catcher under the bird cage. Mom didn’t know it was there. She didn’t know it was report card day. It wasn’t a bad report card so I gave it to her later that day.

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    RySonic  over 10 years ago

    That’s an interesting place to hide your report card…

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    Bogy Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I didn’t mind letting my parents see my report card, I just wanted to get to it first and remove the bottom half of the printout that had the “unexcused absences.”

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    jakdatiger  over 10 years ago

    Whoa… Hairy Eyeball much?

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    Uskoke  over 10 years ago

    Probably Nate got ‘Dreadful’ like Harry Potter!

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    Comics kid  almost 7 years ago

    this year they E-MAILED our report cards

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    Max Browne  about 6 years ago

    Gotta be all F’s there.

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    David Blough  about 6 years ago

    It’s October and already report cards are out? And it’s concerning for Nate. @comedyprofessional

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    Clarence  over 5 years ago

    Can’t Nate shoved his report card into his pants?

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    Jeditwo  over 5 years ago

    Wow, this is such a funny one! :)

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    Pinku ぴんく  over 5 years ago

    silent but deadly starts here

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    Love2laugh  about 5 years ago

    Woah, how did he know it would be under his shirt?!!!

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    Clarence  over 4 years ago

    Well Nate got a F+ on Social Studies

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    Comic Man X  over 4 years ago


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    nandayconures!  over 3 years ago

    Why not just hide it somewhere outside then retrieve it later?

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    :l  over 3 years ago

    so close to getting away with it too

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    NFT Lawn Care  over 3 years ago

    He should have stuffed it in his underwear.

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    Skid and Pump  about 3 years ago

    hey alteast he can still wash his shirt… or he was just lying and he built in 2 dollar cameras in the house

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    Skid and Pump  about 3 years ago


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    Skid and Pump  about 3 years ago

    why is the report card taller and larger than nates pants?

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    Martin Wright  about 3 years ago

    That’s just desperation from Nate.

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    SomeRandomDude  almost 3 years ago

    Nate makes it seem so obvious

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    Piranha Plant (Formerly Fox and Falco)  about 2 years ago

    I take it Marty knew it was there.

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    RLinGoComics (REBRANDING) #SupportUkraineandIsrael  about 2 years ago

    Nice try, Nate. You make it so obvious.

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    220001492  about 2 years ago

    He is exactly like my dad

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