Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 13, 2013

We used to wait for the postman a block away from our homes. Nice guy, Worked our area for years and knew us all. He gave us our report cards.

Busted.

I don’t remember my report card coming THAT early…

The usual junk and usual bad grades

It was April’s fools day and my mom got a email from ME it was her fake report card….my brother who’s 5 was at my house..we were pretending that it was the alternate. Future… She failed school as a kid we got a 45 year old to be me in the future and he said"Don’t you remember…You took a potion when I was little to never age" Then a 90 year old came in pj’s as my dad and said good morning honey and she ran out of the house screaming!!! We had video cameras in our house so me and my brother could watch….HALARIOUS!!!!

Wow Calvin. That is some story. You guys got her good. Hope your mom is a good sport! lol

WHOA!! Biggest “Popeye-eye” I’ve ever seen Marty make!! Judging from the antics in all the strips going back to the first day of school, that card’s brimming with "F"’s. Snark! SNARK!!

At least you’re not in trouble yet Nate.

Especially mail with no address.

He knows his son!

I once hid my report card in the catcher under the bird cage. Mom didn’t know it was there. She didn’t know it was report card day. It wasn’t a bad report card so I gave it to her later that day.

That’s an interesting place to hide your report card…

I didn’t mind letting my parents see my report card, I just wanted to get to it first and remove the bottom half of the printout that had the “unexcused absences.”

Whoa… Hairy Eyeball much?

Probably Nate got ‘Dreadful’ like Harry Potter!

this year they E-MAILED our report cards

Gotta be all F’s there.

It’s October and already report cards are out? And it’s concerning for Nate. @comedyprofessional

Can’t Nate shoved his report card into his pants?

Wow, this is such a funny one! :)

silent but deadly starts here

Woah, how did he know it would be under his shirt?!!!

Well Nate got a F+ on Social Studies

lol

oTo

Why not just hide it somewhere outside then retrieve it later?

so close to getting away with it too

He should have stuffed it in his underwear.

hey alteast he can still wash his shirt… or he was just lying and he built in 2 dollar cameras in the house

HE GONNA GET DEM C-’S

why is the report card taller and larger than nates pants?

That’s just desperation from Nate.

Nate makes it seem so obvious

he should’ve buried it.

I take it Marty knew it was there.

Nice try, Nate. You make it so obvious.

He is exactly like my dad