Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 03, 2014

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    peanuts511  almost 9 years ago

    Just thinking about it is too horrible!!!

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    Comisftw  almost 9 years ago

    “Ew” is right.Ok, no more thinking about it.

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    nos.nevets  almost 9 years ago

    Nail clippers.The TSA banned them for awhile.Now they are allowed. Bad idea.Death by nail clippers would be a terrible way to go.

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    T.A.S.K Master  almost 9 years ago

    Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow owI’m a guy, I understand what he means… Yikes.

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    AlnicoV   almost 9 years ago

    Wasting illnesses, leukemia blood cancers and the like, are far worse than even that.

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    bignatefan  almost 9 years ago

    “Oh, soon we’ll be out amid the cold world’s strife. Soon we’ll be sliding down the razor blade of life.” Bright College Days, by dear Tom Lehrer.

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    metzkel Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    It still makes me shudder to hear that line!

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    Arsenal rock  almost 9 years ago

    Ow ow ow ow ow ow

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    cheezburgerdog  almost 9 years ago

    Booty+cheese grater=HURT

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    EdFenster Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Soon we’ll be outAmidst the cold world’s strifeSoon we’ll be sliding downThe razor blade of life…Tom Lehrer

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    js  almost 9 years ago

    Kids these days: …into a tub of iodine

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    listmom  almost 9 years ago

    …into a pool of alcohol

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    Kit Walker Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    The only difference I see between the new public school buildings and prisons, is that the prisoners do not get to go home at night.

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    orbenjawell Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Yeah, we said that back when I was this creepy ’lil kid……..well, actually it was: slide down a mile-long razor blade………..hey! Looks like Nate just gave F & T “the willies”!!

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    dontstarveman  almost 9 years ago


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    Jeff0811  almost 9 years ago

    I disagree with Nate’s premise. I think far more people think of what would be the best way to live, than the alternative presented here. I think many would say the best way to live is their current lifestyle, but with more money.

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    madmarge  almost 9 years ago

    Worst ways to die:1. being tied to the tail of a wild bull2. smeared with honey and staked to an anthill3. locked in a dungeon that’s slowly filling with water...anything else?

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    Neon Boy Of Wonder  almost 9 years ago

    Being decapitated by your best friend? Or sliding to a giant pool of acid, and then a knife storm?

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    jc98459  almost 9 years ago

    getting marooned on a island

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    MyLittleDoodle  almost 7 years ago

    whats a banister

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    Dyceiretak  over 5 years ago


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    RyguyC24X  about 5 years ago

    uhh getting your skin torn off and getting thrown in a pool of hand sanitizer and then getting your body struck full of arrows is a horrible way to die

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    Penguin!!  over 4 years ago

    Ebola, wasps, being stabbed, etc. And yes, Nate, you are correct, that’s one of the worst ways to die.

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    DM9001  over 4 years ago

    It’d be worse if the razor blades weren’t cleaned and were rusty. So along with that, you could get tetanus if you’d survived!

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    Nate Wright  over 3 years ago

    ayyyyyyyy word girl all the way!

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    Creeperkillerit/TheOthercreep  about 2 years ago

    i cant think more of it since I keep thinking of danganronpa.

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    DankDreams  about 2 years ago

    How about the bull thing they put you inside?

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    (NOT) Randy Betancourt  almost 2 years ago

    The worst ways for me is: The elephant torture (in my opinion). It is a kind of execution, where you will place your head on the brick, then the executer will release the elepant and let them STEP ON YOUR HEAD :0

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    The Elves Of Xadia  over 1 year ago

    The worst way to die: Falling of a cliff and rubbing against the cliff side, which is made of razor blades, then landing on a trampoline at the bottom and being launched into the air, then landing hours later in a pool and getting your hand caught at the bottom so you have to cut off your hand to escape, and swimming up but getting knocked down by swimmers, continuously getting stabbed by knives at the bottom of the pool, then the pool is drained and you are tied in a net as the pool slowly fills up again, one drop at a time, with honey instead of water, which attracts ants, and eventually drowning in honey and ants.

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