Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 07, 2014
You know what's insane? Let's say you buy a bunch of five yellowish-green bananas on Monday, and your plan is to eat one each day. By the time you get to Wednesday, the bananas are already turning yellowish-brown! So you're left with three mushy, bruised bananas that are too nasty to eat! Hence: the demon spawn called "banana bread." When he said "you know what's insane." I though he was going in another direction.