Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 14, 2015
Artur: So longs, guys! I am go to computer lab! Nate: later, pal! Jenny: oh, stop it, Nate. Nate: Stop what? Jenny: Acting like Artur's your pal! You hate the fact that he and I are a couple! Nate: Now hold on, Jenny, that's not true! Nobody's been more supportive of your Artur phase than I have! Jenny: My Artur phase? Nate: Stage. Era. Ill-fated experiment. Whatever.