Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 11, 2015
Nate: School picture guy! Guy: Kid! Why aren't you out there bustin' a move? Nate: Well... I want to ask that tall girl over there, but - Guy: Ah! Say no more! You need just the right song! Guy: Slow but not plodding! Romantic but not saccharine! Leave it to me, Amigo! I'm on it! Guy: Go, kid! Seize the day!