Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 03, 2015
Francis: Y'know, Randy wouldn't want to kill you if you hadn't dumped your lunch on him in the cafetorium! Nate: It was an accident! Nate: All I was trying to do was save Amelia from talking to him! She obviously wanted him to leave her alone! Nate: Then after that, I figured she and I would sit down together, eat lunch, and get to know each other a little better! Nate: ... Followed, perhaps, by a few romantic sparks. Francis: He has a very active fantasy life.