Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 28, 2015
Grandma: Ted has a girlfriend? since when? Grandpa: I think he made her up. Uncle Ted: i did not make her up! Uncle Ted: Granted, i haven't met her in person, But she's real! the two of us chatted online for hours! Uncle Ted: and as you can see from her photo, she's quite the looker! Grandma: Son, that's a picture of Beyonce. Grandpa: even I know that, from reading "People" in my proctologist's waiting room.