Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 01, 2015
Teacher : Mr. and Mrs. Wright, your job isn't to talk to the kids about the art they're seeing! That's the job of the museum docents! Teacher: Your role is simply to keep track of your group, and make certain the kids are well-behaved and respectful! Grandma: we can do that! Grandma: After all, we raised two boys of our own. Vern: .... One of whom is currently butt-stuck to our sofa playing "World of Warcraft." Grandma: We're trying to be patient.