Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 28, 2015
Francis: Someday we'll probably be working at this mall instead of just hanging around in it! Nate: Yuck! Don't even think it! Francis: It's true! When we're older, we'll probably have to get part-time jobs! Francis: Our parents will probably make us! They'll want us to save up for college or something! Francis: ... Or they'll tell us we're too old for an allowance! Or we'll need to earn money because of some girl we're dating! Francis: We probably won't have to hang out or play ball or anything! We'll be working all the time! Nate: Man! it sounds awful! Francis: I know! I don't want any of that to happen! Nate: Maybe I could live with that girl part. Francis: OOOOH! There goes a cute one!