Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 21, 2016
Nate: I'm sick of it. Teddy: Sick of what? Nate: Being afraid of cats! It's embarrassing! Nate: It's time to put an end to this! It's time to conquer me fears! Nate: I don't want this stupid phobia to keep affecting my life! Nate: I will not be held hostage anymore! *Fssst! Rowr!* Nate: No! Hey! Stop! Help!! Chad: That was so almost inspiring! Teddy: This is a ransom note.