Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 14, 2018

Is Nate writing a children’s book or a genocide?

First I guess

If they wanna learn numbers, they can go watch an episode of “Team Umizoomi”.

How is Nate enjoying this..?

Mathematical murder mystery!

Nate has no good taste when it comes to writing.

Or work in Kim& Chester!

So Nate’s book is about teaching kids numbers, colors, and finding out who had killed Farmer Wobblewheel. Fascinating.

10th

poll: can you do math? i cant

so glad kids are learning math lol

Actually, the piece on the barn floor belonged to someone else…

I’ve been liking this strip a lot more since realizing Nate is a full blown psychopath…

The illustrations for this story should be… something.

I can’t wait to see who done it!

I quite like this, but then I loved “The Gashlycrumb Tinies” as a boy

So a lot of complaints about Nate’s story but the only other person who has read it cannot take his eyes away from it.

This is better than I imagined

This book would sell well to children in Iceland

The happy ending is they arrest the guy who killed the farmer!…. but then another guy comes and kills the animals.

I’d read it!

This will be the worst children’s book of all time.

Eight, eight, eight is great…

12/12/18 and 12/14/18… too funny

8 chuckled the Monkey. This book is dark af

Chuckled

So damn dark

I have the sudden urge to be disgusted or laugh

ROFL

" eight" chuckled winky. Does anyone not find that disturbing?

OK, that’s ACTUALLY hilarious