December 09, 2018
November 28, 2018
Marty should hand out apples if he wants to hand out something healthy.
Respect baby carrots. They’re decent.
I wouldn’t mind getting carrots for halloween.
I would suggest to Nate to simply go buy the Halloween treats himself just so his dad doesn’t have to, but I reckon Nate probably doesn’t have the cash to do that.
I don’t hate baby carrots and I don’t like ’em either :/
Oh yes the spinach dip. That makes it SO much better lol
that house will be egged
Oh dear, it’s that time again.
The spinach dip makes it worse
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OMG! I’m glad I’m not in Nate’s neighbourhood. That’s just weird Mr Wright, no one wants that no offence :/
Hopefully this arc won’t end with Marty buying healthy treats
Guys, look at martys beard on pannel 3, there is a blue line around it Mistake
Believe me, Marty, he remembers it.
didn’t marty give out lima beans and kale last year? Encased in candy shapes?
I think it would be funny if Mr. Wright made his own version of candy corn that is just corn dipped in sugar-free candy coating..
Couldn’t Nate just remind Marty that he often sneaks eating their unhealthy candy as opposed to his own healthy ones, which just pretty much proves once and for all that anyone would prefer real candy over the healthy “candy”.
His dad once ate all the candy so their house got egged
You don’t hand out healthy treats. You hand out health food.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH a Halloween arc!
finally, the halloween arc.
gosh nate, spinach=candy.
Ooh, the Halloween strips are coming!
Surprised people still come to his house in the first place
Hey, some of us actually like baby carrots!
Baby carrots are nothing to Marty. The man once handed out zesty ranch soy nuts
If they’re all out of candy – you can always buy a bag of individually wrapped menthol cough drops.
ACTUALLY it was hildas health nuts,
10/18: Have you ever thought about how when somebody calls you selfish, really THEY’RE the ones being selfish for calling YOU selfish? It’s complicated, but once you understand, it’s weird to think about (just like the rest of my comments).
YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT BABY CARROTS AND SPINACH DIP?!?!
YESSSSS MARTY’S STRANGE HALLOWEEN CANDY ARC IS BACCCCCK
…..AND the year before that, and the year before THAT, and……..hey, you long-time fans already got the idea……….
That’s just wrong.
Why couldn’t Nate just go to the store and buy candy without telling Marty
Statement: If I was small organic meatbag. I would be upset at this meatbag as well.
This is gonname be a good arc:)
Why do I get the feeling that this isn’t gonna go as well as Nate thinks?
Hypocrite doesn’t even like his own candy.
Ironic. A talk about healthy snacks from the guy that’s probably gonna eat all of Nate’s candy when the actual day comes.
Oh dear LORD… Here we go again!
Every neighborhood has that “one house”, that house that doesn’t give out candy. I live in that “one house”.
Marty, if you don’t want to clean up egg shells on your house again, bring Nate with you. Here’s a petition that we all signed. (sign here ,please, guys)
I hope Halloween will be successful this year, Nate’s Dad always drives me nuts when he hands out health food.
You want a half sweet, half healthy treat? Pour some caramel on apples on stick.
Thoughtfulness like that can get your house egged or at the least pelted with baby carrots and dip…….
I guess Marty will finally give out good candy with Nate coming
ok, time for the yearly ¨dad´s a health nut on halloween¨ arc. what will go down this time?
This can go in a few ways, but I’m sure it’s going to go down the typical way we’re all expecting.
What will Marty hand out this year? Broccoli? Lettuce? Who knows?
who was in paris
Remember the house being egged?
At this rate, Marty will hand out sweet potatoes for halloween
Haven’t been here in a long time. Can someone update me?
Am I banned.?
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sp- spinach dip???
Time to divorce his pappy.
Hello inferior humans
Why not… buy the candy and keep the candy for yourself to eat instead of trick-or-treating?
crazy fact of the day. People who wear glasses just got bad graphics
I Think a non photo blue pencil mark on marty’s beard snuck in when this comic got photocopied
Poll: Yall handing out candy or trick-or-treating?
Just finished another amazing series I liked and I feel so depressed rn
Yayyy,something slightly orginal
marty’s beard is getting bigger. he should consider shaving
does anyone think that in the third-panel nates dads beard looks kinda funny?
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