Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 22, 2021

No

Verge of greatness right there.

My mom is a nutritionist so I heave to go through this crap all the time

hit her with that, Nate

what in the world is stevia?

Hope people don’t have to suffer stores like this for real. Sounds evil the stuff she is pushing. But then a fool and his money will soon parted.

Nates dad is the odd one out

Stevia is bitter and ruins whatever it is in.

Ah shucks,Nate!

Nate, trying to reason with your dad about Halloween candy is like eating soup with a fork!

I had no idea what stevia is until I looked it up just now. It’s “a natural sweetener and sugar substitute derived from the leaves of the plant species Stevia rebaudiana, native to Brazil and Paraguay.” Makes me think of a female Stevie Wonder..

A bit late this week – anyway looks like another story about horrible Halloween treats.

EWW!! This is torture

Of course soy would be involved be happy it’s not egg salad!

Hi everyone happybirthday

Oh boy ! Unsweetened soy milk

Technically that’s chocolate, but I know what chocolate with zero sugar tastes like and it is not good.

I’m kind of tired of the shop strips… can we get on to the real Halloween??? (JK I know Peirce is gonna wait ’til it is REALLY Halloween for that).

What do you think nate is dressing up as for halloween? I have no clue.

oh YUCK!!

Ew Martin do better

What on earth is stevia

Predictable.

Poll: What Big Nate character are you most like? I’m a lot like Chad because of my knowledge in pastry and my constant hunger, but I’m also a lot like Nate because of how messy I am and because of my love for comics.

marty should have learned over like 25 years but NAAAHHH

That chocolate will probably be disgusting

When the kid hates soy.

No carob? I thought that was the “healthy” alternative.

D I S G U S T A N G

She should be arrested, tried, convicted and executed for crimes against chocolate.

nate should do this to his dad and buy this stuff to give him but at the same time buy a big bag of candy and eat all of it while his dad is watching and rub it in his face

Vegan chocolate. In theory that shouldn’t be so bad. It would depend on the proportions—too much cocoa powder would make it sandy. But in essence, she just described Lily’s Organic chocolate (it comes in bars and chips).

Maybe someone needs to point out to Marty that in addition to no one wanting it, it’s more expensive—he’d be better off just buying the 125-piece bag of candy from Costco or BJ’s and be done with it.

Is that worse than no chocolate at all?

Steal Dad’s money! Go buy actual candy!

I have heard that cacao is rather bitter, hence why the massive amounts of sugar in Hershey bars. Hand me a Reese’s any day of the week.

just changed my profile name( go watch some bully maguire)

Give the kids something they’ll like! No soy, either!

If dad is so gung-ho on healthy food he should not have that gut.

How dare you call that chocolate!

i have experience and I know that thing tasted horrible

So why isn’t Nate’s dad dating this woman? They seem to have the same taste in tasteless treats.

I think that goes by the brand name “ex-lax”

barf

What a great idea to collect toilet paper at their home!

Geeze Louise, lady: He just might have swallowed the whole business without complaint…..but ya hadda go ’n say it!!

Oh my god…she is almost worse than Marty…that is depressingly hilarious.

No wonder he didn’t like it.

No school today! :))))))) let me cry with joy

Will this arc trudge along all the way to Halloween????

that looks like a crime to me

Yikes…

Damn right.

What, no carob?

Chocolate’s supposed to be sweet

Why must you do this to him????

crazy fact of the day. Trees are just slo-mo seed explosions

I cant stand

nope

“Cacao” is just the heath food nuts’ name for Cocoa.

Frick this comic, I hate this storyline it has been going on for years. Don’t you have any new ideas Lincoln Pierce

could be worse, could be Carob