Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 11, 2021

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    Spring Fever Nate (Comic Reviewer)   10 months ago

    and then the bartender says, “what is this, a joke?”.

    7/10

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    305buckets  10 months ago

    Sounds like a much better plan, coach!

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    Clarence  10 months ago

    Finally the trust circle meet ended

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    Ned Dickens  10 months ago

    Now it’s become a joke circle..

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    n8torious (Daily comic reviewer)  10 months ago

    Teddy, everyone has heard that joke. 3/10. THIS IS THE GARBAGE WE GET TODAY!!!

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    Ryan B Premium Member 10 months ago

    Yeah, let’s wrap this conversation up before it devolves further.

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    Dragongirl55  10 months ago

    Aw, I wanted to hear the joke!

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    Johnny Appleseed   10 months ago

    Oh boy Teddy, let’s not break into the jokes right now

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    Meme Dee Dee (king of the comic reviewers)  10 months ago

    Someone tell me the end of that joke.

    6/10 Alright, defied my expectations.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 10 months ago

    Coach didn’t have any faith in Teddy’s comic timing.

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    Aero" The StarShroom"64  10 months ago

    Hey! That joke was already used between Big Nate 2006 and 2007

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    Moron Goldtwit  10 months ago

    Two men walk into a bar and say “Ouch”.

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    TOURMASTER (League of Gocomics Commenters)  10 months ago

    Teddy, can we cut the jokes for once? They’re getting kinda old.

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    elbow macaroni  10 months ago

    Let’s just practice writing a comic strip…

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    Wheatley the Moron [Comic Reviewer]  10 months ago

    7/10 I’m waiting for the punchline

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    Warrior919  10 months ago

    Yay teddy

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    Goat from PBS  10 months ago

    Nothing like playing basketball to get better at basketball.

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    Enslave the mollusk!!  10 months ago

    Hey guys, in case you were wondering where part 4 was, here it is!

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    Wheatley the Moron [Comic Reviewer]  10 months ago

    BIG NATE: THE FATE OF NATE – Chapter One: Where You Went Wrong

    “Hold on, Nate,” Francis yelped. “What do you mean when you say revenge?”

    Nate groaned. “Didn’t you hear, dipwad? THE GREATEST PRANK in the entire school district!”

    Francis scowled.

    “What EXACTLY do you mean?” Francis questioned.

    “Easy,” Nate said. “All we need 45 gallons of vinegar, 9 truckloads of baking soda, 10 packs of mints, 90 liters of Pepsi, because Pepsi is WAY better than Coca-Cola.”

    “That has yet to be proven, Nate. If I may, I surveyed every 6th grader here, and here’s what I found. Teddy likes Coca-Cola, Dee Dee likes Pepsi, and Randy, Gina, Chester, Angie, Nick, and 30 others like Coca-Cola. And Breckenridge likes… er… bean juice.”

    “WHO ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID SURVEY?”

    “Readers of the ’Weekly Bugle.”

    “Cripes,” Nate spat. “Anyways, see you tomorrow. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAOHOHOO!”

    “Tomorrow’s the weekend,” Francis said.

    “Whoops. SEE YOU ON MONDAY!” Nate yelled.“Much more comprehensible,” Francis replied.

    MONDAY MORNING

    Nate and Francis enter the school.

    “Ahhhh, today’s the day,” said Nate, holding a giant suitcase filled with his explosive revenge.

    “All we need to do is pour the mints in and throw it in Mrs. Godfrey’s classroom.”

    “Not now, man. We’ve got homeroom,” Francis reminded.

    “Nuts,” groaned Nate. “I’ve got to leave it here.”

    “Don’t worry, you’ll get your revenge,” Francis says.

    After they leave, a figure appears behind a wall and pours hundreds and hundreds of mints into the mixture, adding some of their own ingredients in.

    After homeroom, Nate and Francis head back into the hallways.

    “Let the revenge of Nate- what the heck?” Nate yelled

    The mixture was turning black, gray, orange, and green.

    “Nate. NATE. NAAA-” Francis screamed.

    The mixture explodes in a flurry of color and goo, breaking down doors, rushing through classrooms, and shattering the windows

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 10 months ago

    This whole concept of a trust circle is uber creepy. Coach has all the earmarks of a molester.

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    raybarb44  10 months ago

    Best you are going to get coach at this age……

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    Unicorn55 (Happy New Year 2022!)  10 months ago

    I’m typing this comment on my Oculus

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    genez  10 months ago

    And the bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

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    oakie817  10 months ago

    put it on my bill

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    schaefer jim  10 months ago

    Come on what the joke?

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    BiggerNate91  10 months ago

    Oh yeah… never heard that one before…

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    SOSUOL  10 months ago

    This comic was actually pretty funny for a change. I’ve seen this joke used a long time ago, but it’s always been amusing.

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    redpandajoel  10 months ago

    this one is pretty tame 5/10

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    Garfield's mum  10 months ago

    THE DEATH OF JARTUR: PT.2“I thought i was over her. but when they broke up…I swear i felt sparks.” Nate told Teddy. “Well, maybe you were have gas?” said Teddy with a smirk. “Shut up, scrub.” answered Nate grimly. “Yes Teddy. This is real.” Francis’ voice called. “Nate is supposed to be over jenny. This is not right.” And it wasn’t the sad part was, he knew Artur must be broken too. he dicided to see Artur.

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    VTTitan77  10 months ago

    From a basketball player’s perspective (mine), this is a very desirable strip

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    DJ Slo Jam (Comic Reviewer)  10 months ago

    bro Mr. Peirce actually making some funny comics 9/10

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    Lilakitcat  10 months ago

    Hi, I’m new here, I read big nate before, but never in this website

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    WCraft Premium Member 10 months ago

    Oh sure – just cut him off before he gets to the punch line! Thanks for nothing, coach!

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    Gumball Watterson  10 months ago

    wait i’ve never heard this joke before, what is it

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    Allen_Lazard_is_cool (they traded Adams)  10 months ago

    good call coach

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    791610  10 months ago

    Its not funny but i like the teddys the main charter 4/10

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    Nyan the Cat:)   10 months ago

    listen to coach, teddy

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    Mewfive  10 months ago

    7/10

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