Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 22, 2022

Can’t resist… First! (I’ll comment later though)

Close second? No, I think that’s the biggest danger in the cafeteria. Food can’t kill you in the air, but on the floor, you could trip and die.

2/10 So far, I really don’t like this arc, because it’s a collection of recycled food jokes.

Must’ve been a banana peel that got flung off-screen during the slip.

The Coach John version of the Big Nate: Goes Bananas cover

Today is my twentieth birthday

fades back into the void *

Ok this was pretty good. 7.75/10 this arc is 8/10. One of the best arcs we’ve gotten this year. I love how nate was just expressionless.

ussless fact: a crockodile cannot stick its tounge out. also,poll who has the best profile pic? and i finlly fixed my name

Will coach john like nate now?

Zwip jokes are always a winner! Just like this arc! 5/5!

Big John Goes Bananas! 10/10, our second Coach John humiliation of this arc!

good arc. 10/10 so far

zwip!

Colin Anderson’s revenge Part 2 (part 1 in yesterday’s comment section): Nate then turned around and yelled at Colin “WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Colin then started running. Sure he didn’t get his five dollars his friend betted, but he needed to run now. Nate was holding a scissors in his hand! Colin hid under table and accidentally knocked his arm to a nail, he was bleeding. Not that much though, and good thing he had a bandage! Nate was coming closer and Colin started running. He went into the gym climbed to the top area above the seats to then jump and land hanging on a basketball hoop. He swinged to the next and jumped to land on the window, and then he opened it and escaped. Part 3 coming soon…

Nate should meet five nights at freddy

That made me laugh out loud…never imagined Coach John slipping!!!

Nate looks unsympathetic, too say the least, in that last panel

Food on the floor should be tied with food in the air. Food in the air can come out of nowhere, but food on the floor can go unseen until it’s too late.

This is a bunch of stale jokes about coach John slipping on floors 5/10

I wonder what he slipped on

First time Coach John ever slipped

Happy Earth Day Mis amigos!

How about the food in general? It has many evil uses.

coach john might have broken his groin

What’s #3?

Mrs. Godfrey’s oddness – part 2

Nate looks amazed as he looks at Mrs. Godfrey tied up.

“But Mrs. Godfrey was just at school, right?” Nate thought.

“Francis, go check at school!” Nate demands.

Francis runs to school and uses his walkie talkie to reach Nate.

He answers the ringing and says “‘ello”.

Francis shouts “*SHE’S ALSO AT SCHOOL!!*”.

Teddy grabs the walkie talkie from Nate and asks “How?”.

Francis replied “How should I know?”.

Nate grabs the walkie talkie back from Teddy.

“Come back as soon as you can!” orders Nate.

Francis returns to the donut shop and they untie Mrs. Godfrey.

“What happened?” Francis and Teddy ask Mrs. Godfrey.

Just as Nate was thinking “Why am I helping her?” she starts to talk.

Mrs. Godfrey said “Well, it started when…”

She suddenly stops to scream “AAAAAAH” as she looks up.

Nate and Teddy look behind them and feel confused and scared when they see that Francis disappears and Mrs.Godfrey runs away.

What will happen next? FIND OUT TOMORROW!!

I really like this arc. 7.65749/10

5/10 wassup am back good arc but comic it’s also eh

Clean up the garbage scrubs! Happy Earth day and keep the earth clean…so we could do more WIND SPRINTS. -Coach John

Always look up and down I guess

9/10

Why is Nate not laughing?

eso es muy gracioso, pero no le importa… bien raro

What, Nate didn’t laugh? Must have tremendous willpower!

I WOULD PROBABLY GIVE JOHN AN F FOR THE LANDING

Yikes

Hello

What are our name s

I don’t no what to write next

O I writed something

Ooh lalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalall

……and #1 or #2 or barfies on the floor: a close third………

Wouldn’t he be doing the Splits instead on laying down in the ground?

Okay, this has just occurred to me, but this comment section is reminding me of Club Penguin private servers.

The way Coach John just slipped…

Aight! Anyone who is currently in FOX or wants to join (sincelrely), please reply here! I’m taking attendance so we can organize together!

Good gusse

anyone know the date of the first big nate in color on gocomics?

Slip in the food.

this is a good arc 10/10

More like food war!

Colin Anderson’s Revenge Part 3 (finale): Colin walked slowly along the grasslands of Nicknack park thinking about Nate. He dicided to go home but as he walked, he saw someone. It was Marty Wright! “Hello Mr. Wright!” he said. Marty replied “Oh hello Colin! I work with your dad, and he says you’re a prank master!”. “Sorry about Nate, he touched some substance and turned into a psychopath” Marty said. Just then, Nate jumped in with the scissors and started chasing Nate and then Colin remembered something. Flashback of preschool: Colin: “I love my new toy car!” Nate: I want that! Colin: But its mine! Nate: I don’t care! Give it! Nate then snatched it and kept it at his house after school. Colin:WAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Flashback ended. Colin grabbed Nates underwear and gave him a good old fashioned wedgie! Nate then turned back to normal. “What…happened?” he said. “I wedgied you, and you turned back to yourself” Colin said. “Sigh, here’s your car back Colin” Nate said. “MY CAR! THANKS SO MUCH!” Colin said. “You’re welcome!” said Nate. “Friends?” Colin said. “Friends!” Nate said. Then they shaked hands. The end!

Bueno, aqui vamos otra ves…

FOX News: Evening Edition (?)

Hi y’all! Swan here again with the news… We’ve gotta organize ourselves; which leads to…

anyone who’s an employee of FOX or wants to join, pls reply to my comment on 04/26/07. We might have a way to organize & collab better

Now, back to the strip.

The strip is actually very funny, with most commenters giving very positive review!

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