Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 06, 2022

Oop, alcoholic drinks are coming in… but it’s math we’re talking about, so it makes sense.

9/10 Whiskey is not really a good idea for school, how about coffee…?

It’s been a while! Glad the community is still up and running!

sir this is a middle school

Considering the shape of his head, I’d say he was the geometry teacher…

Sorry for no review yesterday, turns out I have COVID and couldn’t do my review due to not feeling too good. Yesterday was a 6/10, because the only joke was, “Haha, foreign food yucky.”

Now, for today’s review. I just realised that all the drinks cost more than the profit made from the money bar, so he technically lost money. I thought he was smart. And I’m pretty sure Mr. Staples should know that 11-year olds don’t have any whiskey, because that’s illegal.

5.5/10 Had to make a decimal rating, because it is a boring joke, but it’s in a decent arc.

Starting early? It’s MAY, Nate.

Poor Mr. Staples. He’s one of the better teachers too

Mr Staples looks extremely burnt out. Maybe it’s time to get a new job?

6.5/10

“Aren’t you a little young to be making a whiskey?” “Yes, yes I am, but it’s kind of a cure for ‘math teacher burnout.’”

I don’t think Nate has permission to carry those…

flights for today: https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2008/09/01

https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2021/04/19

Now we know Mr. Staples is an alcoholic

Prepare yourselves for the NSFW comments later today.

Unfortunately, Mr. Staples resorts to Alcoholism. 9/10

Back when I was in high school (waaay back) there was a teacher in the building who would leave school at lunch time and walk over to a bar a block away and have a couple – every day. In the afternoon he was woozy – and smelled. All the students knew it, I’m not sure if administration did. I think he eventually “disappeared”.

Hope his drink will help him from this “burnout” he has

oh wow

This is why we need an earlier summer vacation.

Yikes.

whiskey? really?

8/10 he want wine

Well the comment section has officially devolved into trolls and spammers

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abbreviate “Nate, Francis, Teddy”

Whiskey..? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Gee wiz

Poll: mr.staples or mr.Galvan

Neat……

(not) coming right up

If Nate sold Whiskey, he would be in huge trouble! But hey, he can just get it from his ******… ;)

10/10

hi

Bit of a licensing issue there, Mr. Staples! …

Now Nate runs “A Clean Well-Lighted Place” … No ‘Nighthawks’ … (at least YET)!! … :)

He isn’t a bartender. You wouldn’t know that.

“Sir there are children here.”

9/10

Yes

(alcohol, bold choice, Mr. Peirce. 9/10) It’s moving day, Nate [part 5]:

“Wait” Francis said “your having a yard sale?”

“yeah” Nate said

“How is that so bad?” Teddy said

“I, uh, wanted it to be a surprise” Nate said, nervously

Both of Nate’s friends looked at at each other with a ‘yeah, right’ look.

“What’s going on Nate. For real!” Francis said

Nate didn’t want to say that he was moving. He didn’t want to feel guilty. He needed to wait for a good time. So, he said “just this. I don’t know what I was thinking”

“Okay” Teddy said “just say when it’s happening, okay”

“yeah, okay” Nate replied

Francis and Teddy left. Nate’s dad didn’t say anything, which Nate thanked his dad for later.

He went to have some dinner later that day. He had a nice dinner of a burger and fries.

‘Man’ Nate thought ‘I just need to find a good day to tell the guys’

It was going to be a while

End of part 5

interesting drug joke mr peirce, wouldn’t have expected it to come from mr staples tho… 6.5/10 decent arc but nothing has really happened besides people asking for different drinks all week

Naruto : punches Goku

Poor Mr. Staples. He’s all burned out by the kids. They’re clearly doing their job.

this is all very weird comments

Am I banned? Lmao

Poll:favorite tv show?

I guess it IS normal to be burned out on a Friday.

Big nate cures gina part 3

Mrs. Godfrey yelled at Nate again.

“DON’T YELL AT STUDENTS!”

Nate was furious.

“YOU YELLED AT ME 2 MINUTES AGO TELLING ME TO WAKE UP!”

“YEAH BECAUSE YOU WERE SLEEPING DURING A TEST!”

“WELL MAYBE IF YOU LET ME BRING SOMETHING TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF THEN I WOULD ******** BE AWAKE.”

“DONT CURE AT ME! I’M YOUR TEACHER!”

“OH YEAH? WELL I WISH YOU WEREN’T.”

Meanwhile, Francis was still in the library.

What an interesting book this is. I wonder if Teddy reads this.

“Dude I’m right here.”

“Oh hey Teddy.”

“How’s Nate doing?”

“I don’t know, let’s go check on him in class.”

“Isn’t today a math test?”

“Yeah.”

“So doesn’t that mean Nate is asleep?”

“Let’s just go check him out.”

Meanwhile…

I DONT GIVE A LIVING **** ABOUT GINA, NOR DO I CARE ABOUT GODZILLA BREATH.”

“Hey guys! How’s it go- Oh.

Part 4 coming mondayalmost forgot to do this

…..maybe he just got dumped by a would-be sweetheart………

I haven’t seen him making any sodas. I wonder how he keeps the ice cream from melting in the meantime?

Imagine a kid selling whiskey

Also 7/10 this might be an interesting arc

Yeah, just leave the bottle!

Hellloo

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this is a random link that is NOT the rickroll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPJUBQd-PNM

Why whiskey? It’s a school, Mr. Staples.

Hello guys, I’m back! I’ve not been commenting since i’ve been away from GoComics because of personal issues…but i’m back!

what is your favorite video game? mine is Halo:Infinite or Minecraft

that a sus link