Sorry for no review yesterday, turns out I have COVID and couldn’t do my review due to not feeling too good. Yesterday was a 6/10, because the only joke was, “Haha, foreign food yucky.”
Now, for today’s review. I just realised that all the drinks cost more than the profit made from the money bar, so he technically lost money. I thought he was smart. And I’m pretty sure Mr. Staples should know that 11-year olds don’t have any whiskey, because that’s illegal.
5.5/10 Had to make a decimal rating, because it is a boring joke, but it’s in a decent arc.
Back when I was in high school (waaay back) there was a teacher in the building who would leave school at lunch time and walk over to a bar a block away and have a couple – every day. In the afternoon he was woozy – and smelled. All the students knew it, I’m not sure if administration did. I think he eventually “disappeared”.
“I, uh, wanted it to be a surprise” Nate said, nervously
Both of Nate’s friends looked at at each other with a ‘yeah, right’ look.
“What’s going on Nate. For real!” Francis said
Nate didn’t want to say that he was moving. He didn’t want to feel guilty. He needed to wait for a good time. So, he said “just this. I don’t know what I was thinking”
“Okay” Teddy said “just say when it’s happening, okay”
“yeah, okay” Nate replied
Francis and Teddy left. Nate’s dad didn’t say anything, which Nate thanked his dad for later.
He went to have some dinner later that day. He had a nice dinner of a burger and fries.
‘Man’ Nate thought ‘I just need to find a good day to tell the guys’
interesting drug joke mr peirce, wouldn’t have expected it to come from mr staples tho… 6.5/10 decent arc but nothing has really happened besides people asking for different drinks all week
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Olivia Swan 3 months ago
Oop, alcoholic drinks are coming in… but it’s math we’re talking about, so it makes sense.
9/10 Whiskey is not really a good idea for school, how about coffee…?
Valid Perspective 3 months ago
It’s been a while! Glad the community is still up and running!
villanoville 3 months ago
sir this is a middle school
Ricky Bennett 3 months ago
Considering the shape of his head, I’d say he was the geometry teacher…
Meme Dee Dee (king of the comic reviewers) 3 months ago
Sorry for no review yesterday, turns out I have COVID and couldn’t do my review due to not feeling too good. Yesterday was a 6/10, because the only joke was, “Haha, foreign food yucky.”
Now, for today’s review. I just realised that all the drinks cost more than the profit made from the money bar, so he technically lost money. I thought he was smart. And I’m pretty sure Mr. Staples should know that 11-year olds don’t have any whiskey, because that’s illegal.
5.5/10 Had to make a decimal rating, because it is a boring joke, but it’s in a decent arc.
Dragongirl55 3 months ago
Starting early? It’s MAY, Nate.
Sokka the Great 3 months ago
Poor Mr. Staples. He’s one of the better teachers too
Spring Fever Nate (Comic Reviewer) 3 months ago
Mr Staples looks extremely burnt out. Maybe it’s time to get a new job?
6.5/10
Ned Dickens 3 months ago
“Aren’t you a little young to be making a whiskey?” “Yes, yes I am, but it’s kind of a cure for ‘math teacher burnout.’”
PinkYoshiFan 3 months ago
I don’t think Nate has permission to carry those…
-=sticfigure=- 3 months ago
flights for today: https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2008/09/01
https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2021/04/19
Bartholimew 3 months ago
Now we know Mr. Staples is an alcoholic
Thirst Ghost 3 months ago
Prepare yourselves for the NSFW comments later today.
NotGreenParrot 3 months ago
Unfortunately, Mr. Staples resorts to Alcoholism. 9/10
dv1093 3 months ago
Back when I was in high school (waaay back) there was a teacher in the building who would leave school at lunch time and walk over to a bar a block away and have a couple – every day. In the afternoon he was woozy – and smelled. All the students knew it, I’m not sure if administration did. I think he eventually “disappeared”.
Clarence 3 months ago
Hope his drink will help him from this “burnout” he has
Artemis!!! 3 months ago
oh wow
Goat from PBS 3 months ago
This is why we need an earlier summer vacation.
Spring Fever Nate 3 months ago
Yikes.
Free Ukraine 3 months ago
whiskey? really?
A NateWright best comic reviewer 3 months ago
8/10 he want wine
Percy Jackson [Head of GOComics FBI] 3 months ago
Well the comment section has officially devolved into trolls and spammers
RodneyConrad 3 months ago
https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/1998/08/11 Read comic then featured comment.
spunch bop (Gabuboi) 3 months ago
abbreviate “Nate, Francis, Teddy”
Akidthatmightgotoyourschool loves pizza 3 months ago
Whiskey..? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sherman17 3 months ago
Gee wiz
Sherman17 3 months ago
Poll: mr.staples or mr.Galvan
raybarb44 3 months ago
Neat……
maybe a human 3 months ago
(not) coming right up
Smiling Thomas and Percy 3 months ago
If Nate sold Whiskey, he would be in huge trouble! But hey, he can just get it from his ******… ;)
10/10
samjamhawk5 3 months ago
hi
Code the Enforcer 3 months ago
Bit of a licensing issue there, Mr. Staples! …
Now Nate runs “A Clean Well-Lighted Place” … No ‘Nighthawks’ … (at least YET)!! … :)
Darth Jar Jar 3 months ago
He isn’t a bartender. You wouldn’t know that.
Cartoon 3 months ago
“Sir there are children here.”
9/10
Talking Ben. 3 months ago
Yes
The Pets of the comics {issue #2} 3 months ago
(alcohol, bold choice, Mr. Peirce. 9/10) It’s moving day, Nate [part 5]:
“Wait” Francis said “your having a yard sale?”
“yeah” Nate said
“How is that so bad?” Teddy said
“I, uh, wanted it to be a surprise” Nate said, nervously
Both of Nate’s friends looked at at each other with a ‘yeah, right’ look.
“What’s going on Nate. For real!” Francis said
Nate didn’t want to say that he was moving. He didn’t want to feel guilty. He needed to wait for a good time. So, he said “just this. I don’t know what I was thinking”
“Okay” Teddy said “just say when it’s happening, okay”
“yeah, okay” Nate replied
Francis and Teddy left. Nate’s dad didn’t say anything, which Nate thanked his dad for later.
He went to have some dinner later that day. He had a nice dinner of a burger and fries.
‘Man’ Nate thought ‘I just need to find a good day to tell the guys’
It was going to be a while
End of part 5
toads are superior 3 months ago
interesting drug joke mr peirce, wouldn’t have expected it to come from mr staples tho… 6.5/10 decent arc but nothing has really happened besides people asking for different drinks all week
Goku vs Naruto 3 months ago
Naruto : punches Goku
Confused Ultimate Donkey Kong 3 months ago
Poor Mr. Staples. He’s all burned out by the kids. They’re clearly doing their job.
Bones the cat is present 3 months ago
this is all very weird comments
Overpriced spamton plush 3 months ago
Am I banned? Lmao
Darcy wu 3 months ago
Poll:favorite tv show?
Howie213 3 months ago
I guess it IS normal to be burned out on a Friday.
georgeisnice682 3 months ago
Big nate cures gina part 3
Mrs. Godfrey yelled at Nate again.
“DON’T YELL AT STUDENTS!”
Nate was furious.
“YOU YELLED AT ME 2 MINUTES AGO TELLING ME TO WAKE UP!”
“YEAH BECAUSE YOU WERE SLEEPING DURING A TEST!”
“WELL MAYBE IF YOU LET ME BRING SOMETHING TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF THEN I WOULD ******** BE AWAKE.”
“DONT CURE AT ME! I’M YOUR TEACHER!”
“OH YEAH? WELL I WISH YOU WEREN’T.”
Meanwhile, Francis was still in the library.
What an interesting book this is. I wonder if Teddy reads this.
“Dude I’m right here.”
“Oh hey Teddy.”
“How’s Nate doing?”
“I don’t know, let’s go check on him in class.”
“Isn’t today a math test?”
“Yeah.”
“So doesn’t that mean Nate is asleep?”
“Let’s just go check him out.”
Meanwhile…
I DONT GIVE A LIVING **** ABOUT GINA, NOR DO I CARE ABOUT GODZILLA BREATH.”
“Hey guys! How’s it go- Oh.
Part 4 coming mondayalmost forgot to do this
orbenjawell Premium Member 3 months ago
…..maybe he just got dumped by a would-be sweetheart………
rodjen1 3 months ago
I haven’t seen him making any sodas. I wonder how he keeps the ice cream from melting in the meantime?
RCR (Random Comic Rater) 3 months ago
Imagine a kid selling whiskey
RCR (Random Comic Rater) 3 months ago
Also 7/10 this might be an interesting arc
schaefer jim 3 months ago
Yeah, just leave the bottle!
Your Local Banana 3 months ago
Hellloo
broncoboy450 3 months ago
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RLinGoComics (Super Mega Neutral User) #SaveUA 3 months ago
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BionicLMAO i have free account 3 months ago
this is a random link that is NOT the rickroll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPJUBQd-PNM
Smirking Nate (100% accurate comic reviewer) 3 months ago
Why whiskey? It’s a school, Mr. Staples.
GloriousComradeOfCommunism 3 months ago
Hello guys, I’m back! I’ve not been commenting since i’ve been away from GoComics because of personal issues…but i’m back!
broncoboy450 3 months ago
what is your favorite video game? mine is Halo:Infinite or Minecraft
Scepnite 3 months ago
that a sus link