Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 06, 2022

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    Olivia Swan  3 months ago

    Oop, alcoholic drinks are coming in… but it’s math we’re talking about, so it makes sense.

    9/10 Whiskey is not really a good idea for school, how about coffee…?

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    Valid Perspective  3 months ago

    It’s been a while! Glad the community is still up and running!

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    villanoville  3 months ago

    sir this is a middle school

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    Ricky Bennett  3 months ago

    Considering the shape of his head, I’d say he was the geometry teacher…

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    Meme Dee Dee (king of the comic reviewers)  3 months ago

    Sorry for no review yesterday, turns out I have COVID and couldn’t do my review due to not feeling too good. Yesterday was a 6/10, because the only joke was, “Haha, foreign food yucky.”

    Now, for today’s review. I just realised that all the drinks cost more than the profit made from the money bar, so he technically lost money. I thought he was smart. And I’m pretty sure Mr. Staples should know that 11-year olds don’t have any whiskey, because that’s illegal.

    5.5/10 Had to make a decimal rating, because it is a boring joke, but it’s in a decent arc.

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    Dragongirl55  3 months ago

    Starting early? It’s MAY, Nate.

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    Sokka the Great  3 months ago

    Poor Mr. Staples. He’s one of the better teachers too

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    Spring Fever Nate (Comic Reviewer)   3 months ago

    Mr Staples looks extremely burnt out. Maybe it’s time to get a new job?

    6.5/10

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    Ned Dickens  3 months ago

    “Aren’t you a little young to be making a whiskey?” “Yes, yes I am, but it’s kind of a cure for ‘math teacher burnout.’”

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    PinkYoshiFan  3 months ago

    I don’t think Nate has permission to carry those…

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    -=sticfigure=-  3 months ago

    flights for today: https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2008/09/01

    https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2021/04/19

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    Bartholimew  3 months ago

    Now we know Mr. Staples is an alcoholic

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    Thirst Ghost  3 months ago

    Prepare yourselves for the NSFW comments later today.

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    NotGreenParrot  3 months ago

    Unfortunately, Mr. Staples resorts to Alcoholism. 9/10

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    dv1093  3 months ago

    Back when I was in high school (waaay back) there was a teacher in the building who would leave school at lunch time and walk over to a bar a block away and have a couple – every day. In the afternoon he was woozy – and smelled. All the students knew it, I’m not sure if administration did. I think he eventually “disappeared”.

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    Clarence  3 months ago

    Hope his drink will help him from this “burnout” he has

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    Artemis!!!  3 months ago

    oh wow

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    This is why we need an earlier summer vacation.

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    Spring Fever Nate  3 months ago

    Yikes.

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    Free Ukraine   3 months ago

    whiskey? really?

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    A NateWright best comic reviewer  3 months ago

    8/10 he want wine

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    Percy Jackson [Head of GOComics FBI]  3 months ago

    Well the comment section has officially devolved into trolls and spammers

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    RodneyConrad  3 months ago

    https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/1998/08/11 Read comic then featured comment.

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    spunch bop (Gabuboi)  3 months ago

    abbreviate “Nate, Francis, Teddy”

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    Akidthatmightgotoyourschool loves pizza  3 months ago

    Whiskey..? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    Sherman17  3 months ago

    Gee wiz

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    Sherman17  3 months ago

    Poll: mr.staples or mr.Galvan

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    Neat……

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    maybe a human  3 months ago

    (not) coming right up

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    Smiling Thomas and Percy  3 months ago

    If Nate sold Whiskey, he would be in huge trouble! But hey, he can just get it from his ******… ;)

    10/10

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    samjamhawk5  3 months ago

    hi

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    Code the Enforcer  3 months ago

    Bit of a licensing issue there, Mr. Staples! …

    Now Nate runs “A Clean Well-Lighted Place” … No ‘Nighthawks’ … (at least YET)!! … :)

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    Darth Jar Jar  3 months ago

    He isn’t a bartender. You wouldn’t know that.

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    Cartoon   3 months ago

    “Sir there are children here.”

    9/10

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    Talking Ben.  3 months ago

    Yes

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    The Pets of the comics {issue #2}  3 months ago

    (alcohol, bold choice, Mr. Peirce. 9/10) It’s moving day, Nate [part 5]:

    “Wait” Francis said “your having a yard sale?”

    “yeah” Nate said

    “How is that so bad?” Teddy said

    “I, uh, wanted it to be a surprise” Nate said, nervously

    Both of Nate’s friends looked at at each other with a ‘yeah, right’ look.

    “What’s going on Nate. For real!” Francis said

    Nate didn’t want to say that he was moving. He didn’t want to feel guilty. He needed to wait for a good time. So, he said “just this. I don’t know what I was thinking”

    “Okay” Teddy said “just say when it’s happening, okay”

    “yeah, okay” Nate replied

    Francis and Teddy left. Nate’s dad didn’t say anything, which Nate thanked his dad for later.

    He went to have some dinner later that day. He had a nice dinner of a burger and fries.

    ‘Man’ Nate thought ‘I just need to find a good day to tell the guys’

    It was going to be a while

    End of part 5

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    toads are superior  3 months ago

    interesting drug joke mr peirce, wouldn’t have expected it to come from mr staples tho… 6.5/10 decent arc but nothing has really happened besides people asking for different drinks all week

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    Goku vs Naruto  3 months ago

    Naruto : punches Goku

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    Confused Ultimate Donkey Kong  3 months ago

    Poor Mr. Staples. He’s all burned out by the kids. They’re clearly doing their job.

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    Bones the cat is present  3 months ago

    this is all very weird comments

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    Overpriced spamton plush  3 months ago

    Am I banned? Lmao

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    Darcy wu  3 months ago

    Poll:favorite tv show?

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    Howie213  3 months ago

    I guess it IS normal to be burned out on a Friday.

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    georgeisnice682  3 months ago

    Big nate cures gina part 3

    Mrs. Godfrey yelled at Nate again.

    “DON’T YELL AT STUDENTS!”

    Nate was furious.

    “YOU YELLED AT ME 2 MINUTES AGO TELLING ME TO WAKE UP!”

    “YEAH BECAUSE YOU WERE SLEEPING DURING A TEST!”

    “WELL MAYBE IF YOU LET ME BRING SOMETHING TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF THEN I WOULD ******** BE AWAKE.”

    “DONT CURE AT ME! I’M YOUR TEACHER!”

    “OH YEAH? WELL I WISH YOU WEREN’T.”

    Meanwhile, Francis was still in the library.

    What an interesting book this is. I wonder if Teddy reads this.

    “Dude I’m right here.”

    “Oh hey Teddy.”

    “How’s Nate doing?”

    “I don’t know, let’s go check on him in class.”

    “Isn’t today a math test?”

    “Yeah.”

    “So doesn’t that mean Nate is asleep?”

    “Let’s just go check him out.”

    Meanwhile…

    I DONT GIVE A LIVING **** ABOUT GINA, NOR DO I CARE ABOUT GODZILLA BREATH.”

    “Hey guys! How’s it go- Oh.

    Part 4 coming mondayalmost forgot to do this

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    orbenjawell Premium Member 3 months ago

    …..maybe he just got dumped by a would-be sweetheart………

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    rodjen1  3 months ago

    I haven’t seen him making any sodas. I wonder how he keeps the ice cream from melting in the meantime?

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    RCR (Random Comic Rater)  3 months ago

    Imagine a kid selling whiskey

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    RCR (Random Comic Rater)  3 months ago

    Also 7/10 this might be an interesting arc

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    schaefer jim  3 months ago

    Yeah, just leave the bottle!

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    Your Local Banana  3 months ago

    Hellloo

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    broncoboy450   3 months ago

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    BionicLMAO i have free account   3 months ago

    this is a random link that is NOT the rickroll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPJUBQd-PNM

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    Smirking Nate (100% accurate comic reviewer)  3 months ago

    Why whiskey? It’s a school, Mr. Staples.

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    GloriousComradeOfCommunism  3 months ago

    Hello guys, I’m back! I’ve not been commenting since i’ve been away from GoComics because of personal issues…but i’m back!

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    broncoboy450   3 months ago

    what is your favorite video game? mine is Halo:Infinite or Minecraft

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    Scepnite  3 months ago

    that a sus link

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