Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 21, 2025

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It was bound to happen eventually.

I hate the chiefs. I hope they lose to the Bills

Wait is this true?

I’m ashamed of how hard I’m snarking on this right now. I prolly need to go to confession …

get Francis out of the room right now

I wish

How is that sports?

I like how they all look so scared

Next up: Jim Nantz gets knocked out from the broadcasting box by a horribly targeted kick from Harrison Butker.

Now, given she’s still with Kelce in real life, who would Taylor set her eyes on in this timeline?

Please keep them in the losing column. :)

LETS GO BUFFALO

This was actually really funny

New rule: never bring Francis to a game of football.

Taylor Swift dumping Kielce is a bad thing?

I’m not into the NFL that much but I kinda want to KC Chiefs to lose because they have won many Superbowls. Like let other teams win

for those who actually like the chiefs, im sorry, but the glaze needs to stop; go buffalo

isn’t taylor swift dumping travis kelce a good thing?

Get Chad in there to cancel out the bad luck

that is not a normal reaction. nate should have that look like he saw things

If only….

Pat Mahomes broke his ankle?

Extensive cheering from 31 other teams and their fans

Not me, though. Injuries are nothing to cheer at, even if they are on the despised Chiefs.

Wouldn’t be the worst thing…then maybe the FOOTBALL broadcasts would stick to the FOOTBALL game and not spend so much time on camera shots of girlfriends. So aggravating.

Never call Francis. Get rid of him

Can’t wait to see what else Francis will jinx on

Taytay won’t dump him until she needs material for a new album

…..and MYOHMY, just LOOK at who’s parkin’ his carcass at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue again…..coincidence?

Let’s go BUFFALO!

Good thing in the long run – she’ll probably write another hit song about it.

Happens in threes!!!! The rule (or power) of three is an age-old writing technique that implies that things that come in threes are inherently more satisfying and effective to readers. We have a natural, ingrained tendency to gravitate towards and respond positively to things that come in threes.

Is Mr. Peirce predicting the future again?

Aren’t both of those GOOD things?? (not happy to have anyone hurt, of course, but I will root for anyone who is playing the Chiefs!!!) Ugh. Can not stand Mahomes.

Best punchline of the day!

That’s good news!

That is just enviable

Too bad Francis wasn’t present at the inauguration yesterday.

Late to this, but decent progression so far, plus great exaggeration! A broken ankle and the inevitable swift joke XD

Taylor isn’t mean enough to dump Travis during a game. And she would let him down slowly, not all at once.

Poll: What do you think happens tomorrow?

Francis didn’t even say anything, no retort or complaint at all

What is wrong with the chiefs? (Idk any American football teams or facts.)

OH NO! Foreshadowing, omens of disaster, great disappointments!

man, she better

100000000000000000000/10

This is a wild arc

OK, Francis, time to go home!

It just keeps getting proven.

Making me wish Francis was real

Finally, she dumped him!

Taylor who???

About time…

This might be controversial, but I’m tired of this bandwagon fans. They claim to like the Chiefs, but the real reason is because they want to keep their social status intact. Amen.

FRANCIS GET CLOSER TO THE TV!

Francis… Get the Chiefs to Cancun!

Is nate a chiefs fan? Honestly screw him if that’s true..

Hi

what happened to the drawings here?

So Francis better get out before Kim Jong Un declares war on U.S.

Is today’s strip not out?

Oh noes.

I like this, its pretty funny.

Eagles are better.

Hopefully!!! Taylor stinks!!!

Good