Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 23, 2025

I think they’ll have to bring Chad in

Francis will look through the window then

I honestly didn’t expect them to actually kick Francis out nor that they might resort to locking him out XD poor Francis going through it

Francis is like Medusa or a black cat when it comes to watching sports on TV, one look and bad things will happen

Man last time it came it wasn’t at 6

Ok you two are starting to be jerks.

Plot twist: Nate is the sports jinx

Feeling bad for Francis now

The Chiefs suck.

It’s not Francis. It’s Taylor Swift in the skybox!

Drape Francis atop the TV. Need to jinx the Chiefs come Sunday!! (Go, Buffs!)

Francis stop peeking

He needs to not be around on Sunday

Or they could just send him home??

lol. Imagine kicking your best friend out just because of a Chiefs game. This is going to get interesting.

what if you blindfolded him?

So many of you got on the hate-Chiefs bandwagon with the introduction of Kelce and Taylor Swift into the mix. Amateurs. I’ve been hating the Chiefs since the Len Dawson, Willie Lanier, Buck Bucannon days. Especially growing up in Oakland and being a rapid Raiders fan. Since the Raiders relocation to Vegas, but more specifically the death of its original beloved, and sometimes hated owner, I’m not that big of a Raider fanatic as I used to be, but I still hate the Chiefs as much as I ever had.

If Im 99 pounds and i eat a pound of nachos, am i 1% nacho? Yall want to hear my near year’s resolutions? 4k, 1080p, and 1920×1080 (Full HD) If atoms never touch, then do we have only have 4 senses? What happens if you press the brake and gas pedals at the same time? Does it take a screenshot? If apple made a car, would it still have windows? Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon? Your first birthday is technically your second birthday. Nothing is on fire, fire is on things. Fire trucks are actually water trucks. Does a straw have one hole, or two? Bean bags are boneless sofas. If you stab a cereal box, are you a serial killer? If two people on opposite sides of the world drop a piece of bread on the ground, earth becomes a sandwich. Are oranges call oranges because oranges are orange, or is orange called orange because oranges are orange? If tomatoes are fruit, can ketchup is jam. Shouldn’t phone chargers be apple juice? You have fingertips, but you don’t have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger. Teeth are the only problem where if you ignore them, they will go away. The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

Well then just have Francis support the other team rather then the cheifs.

yeah francis

Yeah, but the refs will reverse the call and give the ball back to the Chiefs and then tack on 15 yards for touching Mahomes

For the sake of 31 other franchises and their fans, please keep Francis in.

Only Chiefs fans want the three-peat.

I think we should lock Francis in a bathroom

this is why I only watch WWE

Lincoln Peirce has ruined my perception of Teddy & Nate forever. No longer will I be in favor of CHIEFS fans..

Do anything bu t keep him away from the room and make sure he can’t see the tv

….or send him down “Southaways”….to….shovel some snow?…….

A bit predictable, but funny.

……maybe his luck will change??

No worries, the refs will call the play dead and rule no fumble.

Wait, so explain this jinx! Their team will play absolutely perfectly if Francis is not there?

ayyyy, keep him in the house! The Chiefs can’t reach the Super Bowl for the second time! If so Mahomes needs to drop a few fumbles, fr. kelce needs to be thrown out the window, with his over-rated a$$. just my point of view.

:)

But jokes aside, this is a decent strip, it contains “news” on football for some fans, like me and humor as well! Lincoln is good at this stuff, and while he can make arcs that do not make sense, we all still read his strip. no matter how many critics say bad things about him, they still read the strip daily. Lincoln is just the cartoonist who knows what’s up. 10/10

Jerks.

Francis is selling! Get him out of here!

Bookies either love him or hate him.

Well, better prevent him from watching sports again or else more bad things happen.

I’d like to invite Francis over to my house this weekend to watch a little football.

I pray he doesn’t watch the Olympics

Go, Francis! But if you see Mahomes on TV, look away. Otherwise you’ll get a roughing the passer penalty.

does anyone have Francis’s number?

Yes!!! Chiefs fumbled!!!

I thought you need to actually say something before it actually gets jinxed?

He can look through the window, pinhead