Big Top by Rob Harrell for May 10, 2002
Pete: Two for "Evil Serendipity," please. Ticket salesman: Not him. No way. We had an "incident" with him once. He's banned. Pete: What'd he do? Ticket salesman: Don't ask. just don't ask. Pete: It was that bad? Ticket salesman: The smell of warm butter still gives me seizures.