Big Top by Rob Harrell for June 24, 2002
Dog Character: Hey, kid. I was wondering if you could help me out with getting into a new profession. Pete: Let me guess. Something ridiculous. What do you want to do? Race the iditarod? Be an attack dog? What? Dog Character: Well, no. I'm sorry I asked. Pete: Okay, sorry. What is it you want to be? Dog Character: A teen idol.