Big Top by Rob Harrell for June 28, 2002
Pete: Your Web site's getting all kinds of hits. You'd better answer some of this e-mail. Dusty: Lemme see. Computer voice: (Dear Dusty: What's your idea of a perfect evening?) Dusty: (Chewing a dried pig's ear by a warm fire.) Pete: I think she meant a perfect date. Dusty: Oh. Like two pig's ears?