Big Top by Rob Harrell for April 20, 2004
Pete: So, we're actually doing this "American Sideshow Idol" show? Who are the judges? Dusty: Kingston, Wink and I. Kingston'll be the hip-cat Randy-type judge. And Wink'll be the nice, sweet Paula Abdul vote. Pete: And you? Dusty: I'm gonna make Simon Cowell look like a freakin' Wal-Mart greeter.