Big Top by Rob Harrell for July 04, 2006
Pete: Come on, Dusty. I know you chewed my shoes. Dusty: That's crazy, Pete! I'm not some ordinary dog with no control over its baser insticts. What would lead you to pin this on me, and not Stucco... or Wink?? Pete: This copy of "Shoe Fetish" magazine. Addressed to you. Dusty: Privacy violation! That comes in a discreet brown wrapper!