Big Top by Rob Harrell for October 31, 2006
Wink: Dusty? What are you trying to do with this whole made-up news show of yours? Dusty: I'm uniting the world, Wink. By becoming the conservatives' and liberals' common enemy, maybe they can finally find some common ground. Voice: ON in 3... 2... 1.... Dusty: Bush says something condescending to America, then chuckles. Film at eleven. Wink: Mallard Fillmore is gonna be so all over your little... Dusty: Right. I'm scared of some little fascist duck.