Big Top by Rob Harrell for December 12, 2006
Wink: Wait. You're starting a rehab center for melted-down celebrities? Dusty: It's more of a boot camp, really. I'll break these celebs down to their sniveling cores, and then slowly build them back into human beings. I've already begun the process with some of our "guests" right over there. Wink: That one's gnawing its way out of its cage. Dusty: Bad Mel! Eat your kibble!