Big Top by Rob Harrell for January 18, 2022
Dusty: So, where have you been, Dad? Still selling Amway? Dusty's Dad: Yep. Yep. Did some telemarketing out in Phoenix: That was cuh-razy, let me tell you. Wink: Dusty. I never asked. Where's your Mom these days? Dusty: At year two, she took off at a flat sprint. Dusty's Dad: Women. Can't live with 'em, can't chain 'em up in the backyard.