Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for October 19, 2021

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    Pickled Pete  11 months ago

    Maybe she’d be happy with matching necklace and earrings.

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    Zebrastripes  11 months ago

    Robbers can’t be choosers….lol

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    j.l.farmer  11 months ago

    go to a more elite neighborhood if you want to good stuff. OR you could end your life of crime and give her something that you actually bought with money you earned with a real job.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Keep this up and she’ll be alone on your second anniversary.

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    Digital Frog  11 months ago

    Since covid hit, everyone is wearing masks, making it even harder to tell the politicians from the crooks…

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    [Unnamed Reader - 368c4e]  11 months ago

    First anniversary is supposed to be paper. Give her the dollar bills from inside the purse.

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    Doug K  11 months ago

    Well, we can’t have you looking cheap – that would be a crime.

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    Iseau  11 months ago

    Have you ever seen a Nauga there hard to find and almost extinct. They only live in Naugatuck. And there hides are rare.

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