Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for October 21, 2021

What’s with all the killing of deer lately? =~{

Response: “Calm down, deer. We’ve already got a man in the area. He wearing a cap and a hunting vest and he has his gun with him.”

“Run! Man is in the forest.” (From Bambi——maybe not an exact quote.)

Not only loaded, he also has a gun.

John “Doe”? Looks like a stag to me. Is “he” transgender?

There’s a face in the tree to the right of the gun barrel.

Shouldn’t he be John Deer, or John Buck?

He shouldn’t be using a gun if he’s loaded.

That is stag-gering, deer oh deer!