Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 24, 2023

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    soundcomm  6 months ago

    MontanaLady…could that be considered a face with big ears on the trophy?!

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    Doctor Toon  6 months ago

    You can probably kiss that dream of becoming a Navy Seal goodbye, too

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    CorkLock  6 months ago

    Don’t worry – grades way to high for politics or attorneys, so settle for doctor.

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    P51Strega  6 months ago

    “Son, you gotta have a porpoise in life.”

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    I don’t think this parent fully understands the function of this report card. Companies like Sea World don’t usually differentiate this way between possible candidates at such an early age. I bet by the time he’s old enough he will be able to integrate into the Sea World world.

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    sandflea  6 months ago

    The Navy can use him to attach mines to ships.

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    T...  6 months ago

    Dolphin shame…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    He’ll have to really study hard if he wants to ace his ’fin’als.

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    PaulGoes  6 months ago

    At least his grades are above a sea level

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