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People shouldn’t eat or serve turkey if they don’t really like turkey. I think many folks cook and serve and even eat turkey just b/c they think they’re supposed to do it. I don’t like turkey and I do not eat it. Or cook it.
oldpine52 2 months ago
Your retirement package will include plastic shrink wrap, a pop up thermometer, and your giblets stuffed up your butt.
Zebrastripes 2 months ago
I don’t think that will stop the November carnage, though!
CorkLock 2 months ago
Your retirement will be a cause of celebration – joy and fine dining. Many shall pray over you. You shall be the Bird of Happiness.
quinones.felix 2 months ago
It will be heavenly.
wildlandwaters 2 months ago
don’t worry… your retirement will be coming next fall, at the latest!
mokspr Premium Member 2 months ago
Your retirement will be pure gravy!
Impkins Premium Member 2 months ago
I like the faces on each turkeys back. :)
Aimless Melissa 2 months ago
People shouldn’t eat or serve turkey if they don’t really like turkey. I think many folks cook and serve and even eat turkey just b/c they think they’re supposed to do it. I don’t like turkey and I do not eat it. Or cook it.
Buckaroobanzai 2 months ago
be very leery if farmer john offers the lizzie borden pension plan