Leave him if he’s down there because he tried to cross that log.
Now he really knows it.
It’s part of the training.
Marmaduke’s on his way to save you Phil :-)
His dog made it, Phil didn’t.
Don’t worry, he probably will land in a bunch of snow… eventually.
If he is hanging to something like a second log, he is LUCKY.
Phil: I’ll wait here while you go print that up on a motivational poster.
If Phil was female would she accuse him of ‘mansplaining’?
“I know it now! Get me to a hospital!” This is assuming Phil is still among the living.