Celebrate The Most Disgusting Sausage In These National Hot Dog Day Comicsby The GoComics Team
Everybody knows that modern hot dogs are made from "mechanically separated" pork, beef, chicken and turkey of... dubious merit. It's a longstanding tradition of the working class sausage, which -- according to the internet -- may or may not have contained actual dog meat way back in its early 20th century German inception! Furthering their deliciousness are other low-cost/high-flavor ingredients like sodium, fat and preservative nitrites -- all of which are linked to potential health problems.
But man, they're so good! Especially with grape jelly.
We'd dare you to celebrate National Hot Dog Day after being confronted with their true nature with these comics, but we have a feeling you still won't be able to resist. See for yourself, below.
F Minus By Tony Carrillo Oct 26, 2016
Buni By Ryan Pagelow Aug 1, 2014
Sweet and Sour Pork By Bob Holt Sept 6, 2013
Stone Soup By Jan Eliot Sept 9, 2003
Off the Mark By Mark Parisi Aug 16, 2007
Grand Avenue By Mike Thompson July 12, 2010
F Minus By Tony Carrillo Sept 19, 2015
Garfield By Jim Davis May 11, 2008
Soup to Nutz By Rick Stromoski Jan 28, 2005
Ziggy By Tom Wilson & Tom II Feb 14, 2010
Off the Mark By Mark Parisi April 4, 2005
BiggerNate91 over 5 years ago
I’ll never eat hot dogs again.
Boosted (Heavy main in TF2) over 5 years ago
What’s your prob with hot dogs, GoComics?
Sovie Premium Member over 5 years ago
Don’t get me started about vegan hot dogs! https://stoptrophyhuntingnow.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/vegan-hot-dog-disgusting.jpg
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
thank goddess I’m vegetarian.
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 5 years ago
To paraphrase Homer Simpson-Mmmmm hotdogs.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 5 years ago
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My mom buys ORGANIC hot dogs…
ClarkThomas1 over 4 years ago
That’s where babies come from.