Ahh yes….Welcome to my world.
Ahh yes, that age when nasal hair trimmers cease to be a hilarious concept and instead become an “I say, what a good idea…”
Wait, what did I come in here for?
Dental floss? They don’t have teeth.
I’m 24, my hairline should NOT be receding like this… people think I’m in my mid-thirties!
It does sneak up on you.
wake up one day and find out it ran over you during the night….it’s that sharp hip pain when you stand up that reminds you you’re not 40 anymore!
Yep. When you bend down to tie your shoe, and you look around to see if anything else needs doing as long as you’re already down there.
And then the one day you find ten years have got behind youNo one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun. P. Floyd.
(Many thanx to songlyrics.com)
Old?! I’m not old! Just, ummm, well seasoned! Yeah! Well seasoned!You know, like that other turkey, the one you slice and dice on Thanksgiving Day….