Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 28, 2022

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    Is he angry because they forgot to celebrate the other 157 birthdays?

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    Jacob Mattingly   4 months ago

    Yer only 82 in ostrich years always gets me.

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    Its just me  4 months ago

    So that’s Portnoy’s Complaint.

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    ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member 4 months ago

    Feh. How many is that, in penguin years!?

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    Chithing Premium Member 4 months ago

    And get off my lawn!

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  4 months ago

    in my mom’s old house a groundhog family lived under her back deck. after a lot of rain they would lie on the deck to dry out, looking like little furry carpets. when they discovered the Adirondack chairs and settled on those it got darn silly.

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    PaulAbbott2  4 months ago

    I feel the same way about my birthdays. After you turn 21, there’s nothing to celebrate anymore.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member 4 months ago

    Have a Wonderful Wednesday everyone.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  4 months ago

    Having spent my youth doing sound & hvmping gear for bands, I figure I’m 462 in road-dawg years.

    Most days I feel like it, too.

    (Can you believe this tom-fool censorbot??)

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    jerrybarte  4 months ago

    How much wood can woodchuck chuck in 163 years?

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    monya_43  4 months ago

    I’m getting ready to score the fourth time pretty soon. (A score is twenty years) ;-)

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    sobrown51  4 months ago

    Didn’t they already make a movie about Portnoy’s Complaint? But as I recall it, it wasn’t applicable to this situation.

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    WestNYC Premium Member 4 months ago

    LOL, a classic.

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    adunano367  4 months ago

    After 40, I began to count backwards.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Nothing more deserving of a big, loud “Happy birthday!” than a grumpy woodchuck!

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Sure miss Portnoy.

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    I Play One On TV  4 months ago

    Many years ago I decided to add about 13 years to my age, so that people could say “You look so young.” But no one did, so I stopped.

    And when people complain about birthdays making them feel old, I tell them you don’t have to count them. It’s just another excuse for a party.

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    eccolibri60 Premium Member 4 months ago

    I have started treating age as levels in a video game. If I reach level 80, I win. The rest are bonus levels.

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