Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 18, 2023

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    angelolady Premium Member 9 months ago

    I don’t think diamonds are even very pretty. Love opals, though.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 9 months ago

    Give her a NFT diamond.

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    rossevrymn  9 months ago

    In 25 years this tradition will have taken a dramatic shift.

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    Wren Fahel  9 months ago

    I told my (now) husband that I didn’t want a diamond. He DID get me a pretty little cubic zirconia to show to the parents. (He proposed to me in private, but we decided to stage an additional one in front of them to make them feel a part of it. Long story.) I don’t even rememer what happened to that ring.

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    mwest  9 months ago

    I am frequently angered at the notion that ALL WOMEN want over-priced sparklies. I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who has never wanted one, and thankfully, my husband believes me when I tell him that. We prefer to spend on something much more practical – a boat! ;)

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    monya_43  9 months ago

    I like the way that the sign on the counter keeps changing.

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    ChessPirate  9 months ago

    In case anyone is having trouble with the third sign in the bottom left panel, it says “Remember! A woman without diamonds is like a day without Twinkies.”

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    Just-me  9 months ago

    A reputable jeweler won’t resort to such shenanigans. They will help you, but not coerce you.

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    KEA  9 months ago

    Diamonds… greatest commercial scam since King Gillette invented the safety razor.

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    mindjob  9 months ago

    That diamond might come in handy when Opus builds a laser

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    petermerck  9 months ago

    From comedian Ron White – Diamonds… that ’ll shut her up.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 9 months ago

    There are enough cut diamonds to provide everyone on Earth with a cupful. Unfortunately, many are either stored for the future or used as currency.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  9 months ago

    i love how the sign on gthe counter changes

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    Sisyphos  9 months ago

    Opus, you sucker! You fell for that hard-sell sales pitch? Maybe you were dazzled by the ever-changing sign behind you, but a house is more needed for connubial bliss than a shiny rock!

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